Let's be honest

Your website is ugly

It looks like it was built in 2004 by your nephew who is 'good with computers'. It's costing you money. Fix it.

Let's build something you'll actually want to share.

STANDARD BUILD FEE:

$500 $0

(Limited time offer while we build our portfolio).

Keep online: $49/month

See if you qualify

What do you get?

A one page beauty that sells your business in a professional way. Fast loading, mobile phone friendly and built to get leads.

Sample website preview

Click the image to see a sample of what you'll get.

Why your current
site sucks

Slower than a council approval.

By the time your homepage loads, your customer has already called someone else and booked the job. Speed is money.

Looks like a dog's brekky on mobile.

Your customers have fat thumbs and cracked screens. Your tiny buttons and broken layout are making them hate you.

You're hiding it like a bad tattoo.

You know your website looks bad. Which is a shame as you do great work. Let's build something you can be proud of.

The process

1

Fill in a small form to see if you qualify

Don't lie about your details. I'll know.

2

If you make the cut, you send us your business details

Tell me what you do, who you are, and what you need. The more detail, the better.

3

We build your site

One page. One contact form. No drag-and-drop garbage. No WordPress. Just clean, fast code that actually works. It will look awesome.

4

If you like it, we make it live and the $49/month starts

You approve it, we launch it, and your monthly hosting kicks in. Simple.

The rules

No e-commerce

I'm not building Amazon. If you need a shopping cart, go somewhere else.

No "Strategy Sessions"

I don't care about your brand pyramid or your vision board. If you don't like what we build, you don't pay.

If you want 500 changes, go pay an agency $5k

I'll make reasonable adjustments. I won't redesign it 47 times because you changed your mind about the shade of blue.

Ready to stop looking amateur?

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FAQ

How much does this actually cost?
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Build fee: $0 (if approved). Then $49 a month to keep it running. That's it. No hidden fees, no surprises, no "setup charges" or any of that nonsense.

Who is this actually for?
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Service businesses. Plumbers, electricians, consultants, tradies, that sort of thing. If you need to sell products online or want a booking system, this isn't for you. Go find someone else. Like these guys.

Will my site be made offshore by someone on 10c an hour?
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No, everything is built in house right here in Melbourne, Australia.

I don't have a domain name though?
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Speak to the guys at Eltham Digital, they will sort you out and help with your domain and email.

How fast will my site be live?
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A week. Maybe less. Sometimes a bit more if I'm busy. You'll survive the wait. I'm not going to rush and make it rubbish just because you're impatient. If you needed it "yesterday", you should have applied last week.

Can I make changes to it myself?
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No. That's how websites get broken. You focus on your job, I'll handle the updates. Send me an email and I'll tweak it. Trust me, it's safer this way.

Is this just a cheapo Wordpress site?
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No. Wordpress is riddled with issues. Google it.

I write clean code that is just HTML and CSS. It loads fast, looks good, and doesn't have 50 plugins you'll never use.

What about SEO? Will I rank on Google?
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Your site will be built properly with the basics covered. Fast loading, proper structure, keywords where they matter. That's what actually works.

If you're asking about "advanced SEO" where someone charges you $20k a year to do mysterious things that might work, save your money. Unless you're turning over half a mil, it's not worth it. Focus on Google Ads or actually maintaining your Google Business Profile instead.

Will customers just magically find me now?
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No. A website isn't a magic customer magnet. It's a tool that shows you're legitimate and gives people a way to contact you.

If your Google Business Profile is dead, you have no reviews, and you've never run an ad, nothing will happen. You need to actually do the work: get reviews, post on your Google profile, maybe run some ads, list yourself on directories. The website helps, but it doesn't do everything for you.

I need more than one page. Can you do that?
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Sure. For $500 I'll build you a 5 page site. Home, About, Services, Contact, and one more page of your choice. Same design style, just more pages. Simple.

Do I need to write all the text?
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Nope. I'll write it. You'll probably write something terrible anyway. Just tell me what you do and I'll handle the words.

Can you add a shop or booking system?
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No. This is a simple business website with a contact form. If you need e-commerce or bookings, that's a different project entirely. And honestly, most small businesses don't need that stuff anyway. If you really need that sort of tech, speak to the guys at Eltham Digital, they can do pretty much anything you need.

Why is this so cheap? What's wrong with it?
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Nothing's wrong with it. I cut out all the fluff: no meetings, no "strategy sessions", no account managers, no hand-holding. I just build good websites efficiently. If you want someone to hold your hand through the process, go pay an agency $3000. They'll love that.

Can we jump on a call to discuss?
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No. Everything you need to know is on this page. If you have questions, email me. Phone calls are a waste of time for both of us. This isn't complicated enough to need a conversation.

Congrats, you made it to the end of the page.

Now if you think you qualify, fill in the form!

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